GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
Hannibal the cannibal. That is what they’ll call him.
Hannibal was never going to kill me.
i read “I’m his pasty” and it still made perfectly sense
THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND
do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is
moreover, I found another 7 versions.
version for South Korea
page for France
list for Spain
quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)
update! Australian list (via idkvader)
burn everything u love then burn the
Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU
Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BUT THEN THERE’S THIS DORK